Thought of the Day

January 31, 2011
“I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.” — The Internet

February 2, 2011
‎”I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” –Oscar Wilde

February 6, 2011
“Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?” –Anon

February 7, 2011
“Hi, we’ll be back to the  Misplaced Emphasis Theater production of “What?! Women Want?” in just a moment.” –Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is It Anyway

March 6, 2011
“We have become a society in which the prevailing mental condition is controlled insanity.” –George Orwell

March 12, 2011
“Time held me green and dying, though I sang in my chains like the sea.” –Dylan Thomas

March 20, 2011
Idea: If this blog ever makes it big (or gets more than 10 hits a day), I’m going to call my readers POPPERscoopers. That second p is so critical.

May 6, 2011
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something.” –Winston Churchill

May 13, 2011
There’s something horribly symbolic about having three unmatched socks.

June 11, 2011
“I have as much authority as the Pope; I just don’t have as many people who believe it.” –George Carlin

February 6, 2012
“In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” –Douglas Adams

February 16, 2012
“Yes, Congress should follow the same laws as the rest of America. I believe that was in the ‘No Shit Sherlock Act’ of two thousand and always.” –Jon Stewart

May 5, 2013
You know how sometimes you hear squeaking and you try to convince yourself it’s just the sound of the ice you’re chewing but really you know there’s a mouse kingdom in your closet and that you should run screaming from the room before they overpower you and make you one of their own?

February 27, 2014
Still though, it’s pretty hysterical how Don Pedro trusts Claudio so little not to make a complete ass of himself that he’s just like “Let me go talk to the pretty girl. You sit over there.”

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